July 18, 2009

Boom Batification

Some recent haps made me realize I need to inform you all about Boom Batification. This is what you get from hanging around Oberlin peeps for 4 years I suppose…

So I’m going to assume that we know what a fatty is at this point. From here, if you get a fatty fatty, it becomes a fatty boom batty… the first act of boom batification.

But this quite easily extends to cigs, which become ciggy boo wiggies or ciggy boom biggies… there’s still debate on this issue. But it doesn’t end there… the chaos continues throughout the rest of your vocabulary.

Some other instances of Boom batification:

“Yo dude hook me up wit a piece a dat sandwich boom bandwich”

I hate when we play scraft, he just uses carriers boom barries all the time”

“yoooooo this zoo is dank check out dat elephant boom belephant!”

I hope you get the idea. Experiment, have fun, and don’t hurt anyone.

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